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Agar Aap Ek Pencil Hotay To Mere Liye Kya Likhte? Aur Agar Aap Rubber Hotay To Meri Zindagi Se Kya Mitatay?

Asked by sunveoye in Comedy at 12:01 PM on January 01, 2010

Deepak's Answer

naa babu na kuch naih likhta aisey to kharach ho jaunga rey. haha or mitata kuch bhi nahi kyunki gum ya khushi jo chota paimana hia agar dekho to future mein tum jo bhi hogey unkey karan ho hogey, it builds your personality and attitude. dear, asan samundar key tairak kabhi kushal tairak nahi ban patey. mein pencil hota bhi to tumko kehta ki likwao mat likh paoo mujhsey wo hath bano. kaam lena sikho kama ka wait na karo.

Answered at 6:59 PM on January 04, 2010

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Why all girls have a boyfriend but all boys don't have girlfriend?

Asked by anup lakhwan in Comedy at 7:49 PM on January 01, 2010

Deepak's Answer

oye bawrey prani, hey vichitra panchi tum kya bol rahe ho. self virodhabhaas prasan mein hi samahit hia. arey jab ladki ka ek bf hai to wo jo bf hai wo ladki uski gf hia to kahan kisi ladkey ki gf nahi hoti ka prasann hi nahi hota, manushya. :)

Answered at 6:57 PM on January 04, 2010

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Kumbh ke mele me log sabse jyada kya chhodke aate he?

Asked by rcagrawal_1965 in Comedy at 12:09 PM on December 20, 2009

Deepak's Answer

pani mein susu aur chappall ;)

Answered at 3:39 PM on December 25, 2009

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1 ladka 1 ladki na wo pati patni na wo bhai behen na wo maa beta ladki ka sasur ladke ke sasur ka bap he to laski ladke ka kya rishta?

Asked Anonymously in Comedy at 3:45 AM on January 02, 2010

Deepak's Answer

neeti ji jaao mainey aap ko pass kar diya. aap pass ho gaye.

Answered at 6:53 PM on January 04, 2010

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Who was the 1st Indian Cricketer 2 Bcum Captain in his 1st match, Score century in the same match & hit a 6 of the last ball 2 defeat England?

Asked by sunveoye in Comedy at 3:54 PM on December 24, 2009

Deepak's Answer

lagaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnn nn

Answered at 3:35 PM on December 25, 2009

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Autograph Please * ____ _ ___ Write There Any Special Words For Me?

Asked by sunveoye in Comedy at 3:15 PM on January 04, 2010

Deepak's Answer

who are you? hi hi hi hi

Answered at 6:54 PM on January 04, 2010

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Kya hoga agar call centre mei film stars kaam karenge??

Asked by dimplepasricha1980 in Comedy at 2:52 PM on October 20, 2009

Deepak's Answer

welk k k k k k k k k k k k k.
customer - abey agey bolo kaun ho?
k k k k k k k k k k k k k k k
customer - abey 10 min ho gaye kuch aur bhi bol dey bhai.
k k k k k k k k k k k k k k k k
aur shahruk ki job first call ke baad hi chali jayegi

Answered at 11:43 AM on October 26, 2009

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This diwali sab ko khushiya mubarak Sardar School Ma Hans Raha Tha 1 Larka Bola Chup Kr Jao. Sardar:tuM koN hO? Larka :Mai Monitor Hu Sardarbola:Main CPU hu

Asked by dimplepasricha1980 in Comedy at 12:28 PM on October 16, 2009

Deepak's Answer

ab koi bhi aisey sardar sardar karkey unka majak nahi udayega, jisko joke sunana ho sardar ki jagah deepak se replace kar do. i will never mind. :)

Answered at 11:00 AM on October 26, 2009

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What do u call elephant's knee?

Asked by dimplepasricha1980 in Comedy at 11:05 AM on October 21, 2009

Deepak's Answer

hathnee

Answered at 11:28 AM on October 21, 2009

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Murgi ki 2 pair kyon hote hain, aur jayda kyon nahin hote?

Asked by rcagrawal_1965 in Comedy at 1:23 PM on October 14, 2009

Deepak's Answer

acutally jab bolo na joda to accha lagta hai sunney mein par agar mein bolun, teen ka toda sound broken not godd, chuoda for 4 wide wala lagta hai. to joda sound gud. thats why bagwan ne bahut logically dimag lagaya hai ji.

Answered at 10:47 AM on October 19, 2009

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