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Questions Asked: 68

Best Answers: 17

Kya hoga agar call centre mei film stars kaam karenge??

Asked by dimplepasricha1980 in Comedy at 2:52 PM on October 20, 2009

Deepak's Answer

welk k k k k k k k k k k k k.
customer - abey agey bolo kaun ho?
k k k k k k k k k k k k k k k
customer - abey 10 min ho gaye kuch aur bhi bol dey bhai.
k k k k k k k k k k k k k k k k
aur shahruk ki job first call ke baad hi chali jayegi

Answered at 11:43 AM on October 26, 2009

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This diwali sab ko khushiya mubarak Sardar School Ma Hans Raha Tha 1 Larka Bola Chup Kr Jao. Sardar:tuM koN hO? Larka :Mai Monitor Hu Sardarbola:Main CPU hu

Asked by dimplepasricha1980 in Comedy at 12:28 PM on October 16, 2009

Deepak's Answer

ab koi bhi aisey sardar sardar karkey unka majak nahi udayega, jisko joke sunana ho sardar ki jagah deepak se replace kar do. i will never mind. :)

Answered at 11:00 AM on October 26, 2009

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I m posting jokes Srdar:Bachpan vich maa di gal suni hondi ty aj ay din na vekna painda Jdge:Kya kehti thi maa? Srdar:Jadoun gal hi nahi suni tay fir ki dasa

Asked by dimplepasricha1980 in Comedy at 12:36 PM on October 16, 2009

Deepak's Answer

superrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Answered at 10:30 AM on October 19, 2009

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What do u call elephant's knee?

Asked by dimplepasricha1980 in Comedy at 11:05 AM on October 21, 2009

Deepak's Answer

hathnee

Answered at 11:28 AM on October 21, 2009

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1 srdar ji khali katori mein roti dubo k kha raha tha Waiter ne dkha to pucha: Ap kia kr rhe hai? Srdrji: Me maths ka teacher hu,Maine Daal suppose ki hui hai

Asked by dimplepasricha1980 in Comedy at 12:30 PM on October 16, 2009

Deepak's Answer

hahahah second time laugh

Answered at 10:34 AM on October 19, 2009

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Murgi ki 2 pair kyon hote hain, aur jayda kyon nahin hote?

Asked by rcagrawal_1965 in Comedy at 1:23 PM on October 14, 2009

Deepak's Answer

acutally jab bolo na joda to accha lagta hai sunney mein par agar mein bolun, teen ka toda sound broken not godd, chuoda for 4 wide wala lagta hai. to joda sound gud. thats why bagwan ne bahut logically dimag lagaya hai ji.

Answered at 10:47 AM on October 19, 2009

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If I were to be in your wallet, what will I be? -ID -Money -Picture -Credit card -Coins -Calling card -Letter?

Asked by dimplepasricha1980 in Comedy at 2:16 PM on October 16, 2009

Deepak's Answer

id, know why? because apkey dost hi apki personality, character ki pehchan hotey hain. come to know about someone frnds. you will know how is he. no need to know him/her.

Answered at 10:22 AM on October 19, 2009

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Aquarium mai 2 fishes teir rahi hain ab batao un mai se nur kon aur mada kon?

Asked by lucky g in Comedy at 2:13 PM on October 16, 2009

Deepak's Answer

jo tair rahi hai wo mada, aur jo tair raha hai wo nar.

Answered at 10:22 AM on October 19, 2009

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Can a kangaroo jump higherthan the Empire State Building?

Asked by lucky g in Comedy at 2:12 PM on October 16, 2009

Deepak's Answer

yes first put him on empire state building phir to kitna sa bhi kudey uncha hi hoga.

Answered at 10:23 AM on October 19, 2009

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Aeroplanes road par chalne lage to kya hoga?

Asked by rcagrawal_1965 in Comedy at 1:29 PM on October 14, 2009

Deepak's Answer

duuii jhaapad jab gal pe padengey na ki eee sasur itta bada pankhwa kahey nikal ke logon ko dhakiya rahey ho, kya udna hai kya hawa mein, ladki ched rahey ho, cows jab sing marengi road pe nahi chalega baki kahin bhi chaley.

Answered at 10:18 AM on October 19, 2009

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