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What will you do with a 100 Rs. lying on the floor?  

Asked in Comedy at 2:25 PM on November 05, 2009

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nimnlikht kaam kar sakta hun............

1. sabse pehli baat to ye ki wo floor par pade hon............ya sadak par...........karunga to main wohi jo mera dil karega..............

2. Kya lucky ji ..........aaj ke is mehangayi.........ke jamane me aap sirf 100 rs. ka note hi floor par gira rahe ho..................kam se kam 500 ka to gira dete yaar..........ab 100 rs. ke note se kya kar lega koi......taj mahal to nahi kharid lega na..............

3. AB agar pata chal gaya ki wo note kiska hai...............to wapis karna majburi hai............kyoki agar jayda rakam hoti to rakhne ki sochte bhi.........100 rs. ke peeche hum apne iman ko nahi gira sakte hain.............

4. 100 rs. ke note se main india gate par jakar ice cream khaunga............or jiska wo note hai use thanks kahunga man hi man me.............

5. 100 rs. ke note se main lottery ka ticket kharidunga or lottery lagne ke baad uske 100 wapis kar dunga jiska wo note tha............

6. 100 rs. ke note ko to pehle jeb me rakhunga or fir dhayan se floor par dekhunga ki kahin or paise to nahi gir gaye kisi ke..............

7. 100 rs. ke note ko kharach karke main ek poster banwaunga ki kirpya apne paise sambhal kar rakhein............or jaha wo note mila hai wahin diwar par laga dunga..............


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Answered by Rohit , an ibibo Advisor, at 5:14 PM on November 06, 2009

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hi..........!

agar wo humari floor par hai..................to jaahir hai ki hum aapko nahi denge.................mangoge to dekha jaayega.................

agar aapki floor par hai.....to ya to aapko denge ya fir......aapke parents ko de denge.....par apne paas nahi rakhungi..............

agar dimple ji ki floor par hai......to wo kharch ho jaayenge......aakhir unke ghar khaali haath to jaayenge...nahi sweets etc..lekar jaayenge....but chutte de denge vaapas.....

agar Rohit ji ki ya Deepak ji ki floor par hai....to hum kaise utha sakte hai.....................unhe naaraz thode hi karna hai.............

agar road par hai.......to unhe to hum khud hi kharch karenge........aakhir aap sabhi ke yaha jaane me jo kharch hoga....uski bharpaai bhi to karni padegi....................

have a nice day........!

Answered by neetikushwaha , an ibibo Advisor, at 11:33 AM on November 11, 2009

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will keep near heart

Answered by rcagrawal_1965 , an ibibo Citizen, at 10:05 PM on November 09, 2009

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rcagrawal_1965

depends ki kiska hai??or kiske floor per hai?

on my floor
agar mera--
toh first uthanungi......aur drawer mei rakh dungi

agar aapka--
toh aapko kahungi--kuda karkat na felaye abhi abhi safai huyi hai

agar kisi anjaan ka---
toh mujh per bharosa rakhiye paraya maal main nhi rakhti..har sambhav koshish ki jaayengi usko uske maalik tak pahunchaane ke liye

now on sombody's else floor
agar mera--
mera toh ho nhi sakta --mere paas 50 se jyaada nhi hota

agar aapka--
yaar har jagah gandigi felate ho

agar anjaan ka--
dono milkar dhundege uss anjaan ko

Answered by dimplepasricha1980 , an ibibo Advisor, at 3:42 PM on November 05, 2009

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