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What is the computers first sign of old age?

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nimnlikhit signs hain.........

1. Jab computer hang hone lage or aapke pass wohi purana bade wala monitor ho............jabki sari dunia LCD or TFT use kar rahi ho.............

2. Jab aap apni gf se chat kar rahe ho............or aapke papa aapke pass aa jayein........par aapki window minimize hi na ho rahi ho.............or aapki gf aapko likh rahi ho........."jaanu kya hua papa to nahi aa gaye pass me"....................

3. Jab aapke computer me aisa virus aa jaye .......... jo dunia ke kisi bhi anti virus dwara na hataya ja sake..............

4. Jab CPU me se ajib ajib tarah ki awaje sunai dene lage or uska pankha tez tez chalne lage.......

5. Jab aapko dusro ke computer apne computer se ache lagne lagein............

6. Jab aapko ye yaad na aa raha ho ki computer kab purchase kiya tha..........

7. Jab computer wala usko thik karne ke bade bade bill banane lage...........

8. Jab aapka computer start hone me jyada time le..........or beech beech me apne aap shut down ho jaye...........

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Answered by Rohit , an ibibo Advisor, at 7:01 PM on November 06, 2009

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hi...............!
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Answered by neetikushwaha , an ibibo Advisor, at 12:58 PM on November 06, 2009

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sabse pehle chuhe (mouse) per asar hoga..woh beech beech mein fudakana band kar dega

Answered by dimplepasricha1980 , an ibibo Advisor, at 3:15 PM on November 04, 2009

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A computer's first sign of old age can be either subtle or obvious. However, if the computer decides to let you know it's beginning to show some wear, you can look for some common signs

http://www.ehow.com/facts_5079 929_computers-first-sign-old-a ge.html

Answered by ami777 , an ibibo Advisor, at 1:11 PM on November 04, 2009

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Loss of memory.

Answered by ruchirawat18 , an ibibo Citizen, at 12:46 PM on November 04, 2009

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