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Santa agle janam mei cockroach kyo banna chahata hai?

Asked in Comedy at 2:24 PM on November 05, 2009

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santa to isi janam me cockroch banna chahta tha...........par bhagwan ne use bana diya Santa........or sath me uska dost bana diya Banta..............santa nimnlikhit karno se cockroch banna chahta hai.......

1. Santa ke ghar me bahot sare cockroch hain..............jo santa ke bahot baar bhagane se bhi nahi bhagte..............santa chahta hai ki wo agle janam me cockroch bankar un cockrocho ko bahot dhoye........

2. Santa sochta hai ki agar main cockroch bana ..............to cockrocho ki union banaunga or uska head ban jaunga...........or ladkiyo ke atyacharo se unhe mukt karwaunga............

3. Santa samaj me cockrocho ko izzat ka darja dilana chahta hai..............wo ye nahi chahta ki cockocho ko log gira hua ghatia jantu samjhe..............balki wo ye chahta hai ki jaise log kutte billi palte hain.......waise hi log cockrocho ko bhi palen................unka naam rakhein..............unko khana khilayein..................etc. etc..........

4. Santa ke ghar me ek Female cockroach hai jo santa ko bahot pasand hai.............santa ne usse kaha ...........is janam me to main tera nahi ban saka...........kyoki main insaan or tu cockroach...........par agle janam me main bhi cockroach banunga..........tab tak tu shadi mat karna............

5. Santa ko lagta hai ki cockrocho ko koi kaam waam to karna padta nahi hai...........aish ki jindagi jeete hain............isliye wo bhi cockroch banna chahta hai................

rEgards

Answered by Rohit , an ibibo Advisor, at 6:36 PM on November 06, 2009

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Rohit
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kyuki kitchen me jake malai khane ke liye

Answered by rcagrawal_1965 , an ibibo Citizen, at 10:07 PM on November 09, 2009

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kyoki wo bhi khatro ke khiladi me participate karna chahta tha, but..uski buri kismat..i hope jab uska next janm hoga as a cockroach, tab khtro ke khiladi part 100000000000000000 bane, aur wo bhi usme participate kare

Answered by lakhi sneha , an ibibo Citizen, at 3:56 PM on November 09, 2009

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VOH BANTA KI BIWI KO DARANA CHAHATA HAI.

Answered by rajeevmehrotra , an ibibo Citizen, at 3:56 PM on November 07, 2009

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hi.........!
..kyuki cockroach kabhi bhi kahi bhi aa-jaa sakte hai..........aur .....................
............ ..........................kisi ko dara bhi sakte hai...specially .girls....kyuki abhi to wo kisi ko dara nahi paaye hai....aur koi unpar dhyaan bhi nahi deta....lekin cockroach banne ke baad....sabhi ka kendra bindu ban jaayenge.................
aur unhe banta se kuch to alag hona hi chahiye............................ .......
have a nice day.......!

Answered by neetikushwaha , an ibibo Advisor, at 12:32 PM on November 06, 2009

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usko lagta hai ki shayad cockroach bankar hi woh ladkiyo ka dhyan apne upar aakarshit kar sakta hai.............otherwise waise toh koi usko notice hi nhi karta

Answered by dimplepasricha1980 , an ibibo Advisor, at 3:47 PM on November 05, 2009

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